I have about two seconds to post today, but I thought I’d share this little statistic that I’m planning to collect data about for the next couple of months. I run data nearly every day, so I’m pretty confident that I can claim this to be true.
The probability that Aaron will make coffee in the morning is inversely correlated to the amount of sleep I’ve gotten during the night.
To wit: Monday night I got nearly 9 hours of sleep and woke up to a nice, hot pot of coffee waiting for me. Last night I got approximately 5 hours of sleep between the hours of 11 pm and 4 am, and there was no coffee.
Doesn’t he understand that he should make the coffee when I really, REALLY need it? Instead I was forced, forced I tell you, to go get a giant S’mores Latte at the local coffee shop so that I had both the caffeine and the sugar necessary to make it through my day. I’m already starting to fade, so I better go get a Coke for lunch. And…I’m off.