It is currently 97 degrees here. Tomorrow's high is predicted to be over 100 degrees.
Here are the reasons I know it is far too hot, up here in the great white north:
Random afternoon thunderstorms are popping up, a la Florida where my in-laws claim it rains every afternoon because of the heat.
Any and all makeup and deodorant I applied this morning were negated by the 20 yard walk to my car at lunch.
And my favorite: Last night at dinner, Gabbie announced that her butt crack was all sweaty and gross.
It's so hot that I almost fell out of my chair laughing at my 4-year-old.